Virtual companion, EOL/death doula

Are you or someone you know sad and lonely, and needs someone to talk to that will listen? I have the gift of empathy, and excellent customer service skills, that enable me to connect with you virtually, and help soothe your soul. You can communicate with me your deepest fears and desires, and I'll still listen to and accept you. Come, will you be my new friend tonight?
This service is particularly intended for those with chronic anxiety or depression who need hope, or those suffering a chronic, fatal illness, or battling old age and facing the beyond. I am here for you to vent your troubles and get some sympathetic feedback too.